Friday funnies. junior high jokes

I had to share some of the silly jokes that are included in my son's jr. high newsletter:

What do evil chickens lay?

     -Deviled Eggs!

What do you call a fake noodle?

     An impasta!

Did you hear the joke about pizza?

     i can't tell it, it's too cheesy!

These are totally goofy but crack me up still--have a FANTASTIC Friday!!